08 August 2009

YANKS SHUTOUT BLOSOX FOR 24 INNINGS..WHAT WILL HAPPEN FIRST?

Will the Blosox score a run against the Yankees?

Or will.......
ESPN release "The Video" of Erin Andrews to HBO for a one-time Pay-Per-View broadcast? (proceeds going to the "Bristol Build a Moat Foundation" for ESPN's World Domination Headquarters.)

Or will.......
Keith Olbermann and Dick Cheney share a wine spritzer in Nancy Pelosi's backyard?

Or will......
Manny swear off being Manny?

Or will.......
Joe Morgan enroll himself in a public speaking class?

Or will.......
Carl Pavano return the money he stole from the Yankees?

Or will.......
505 hit the Lottery? (I'm in the hunt for Saturday night!!)

A shoutout to Newsday's Neil Best for providing the inspiration for this with a Facebook entry he wrote.

3 comments:

  1. The Mighty Sox will score today, which means the only thing on your list that might happen before that, is you hitting the lottery. So how'd you do?

    And how about them Padres?

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  2. No early retirement, villa in France, condo in Spenard, beach house in Kauai, or lower 48 Winnebago for 505.

    Sigh...

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  3. first of all --who gives a f--- about the dead sox and the bronx bullies anyway///505 you might have it wrong about cats and obama but youre right on on joe morgan---dont know what is/was worse---joe flapping his right elbow waiting for a pitch or joe flapping his jaw on monday night baseball

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