CLINTON PANDAS KIM IL SONG, LING/LEE RELEASED FROM NORTH KOREAN ZOO

In response to a Facebook demand by fellow St. James Grammar School Alum Vincent Maher, poet novitiate, university professor and dripping left of left liberal, who took issue with a rant I made a few months ago about the inaction by the Obama Admin in securing the release of two journalists kidnapped by the NOK's, I offer the following inaugural blog rant as my observation on the thrilling news that Bill Clinton, well known for cowardly foreign policy decisions during the 90's, has secured the release of Laura Ling and Euna Lee.

Simply put.......GREAT JOB ALL INVOLVED....WELL DONE....BRAVO...I STAND AND APPLAUD.

Now, with that out of the way.......

Top Five Reasons Why Bill Clinton Was Selected To Go To Pyongyang.

5/Bill Richardson, long ago Clinton troubleshooter to North Korea, is not traveling outside of New Mexico borders for awhile.
4/The following text message sent by Chelsea Clinton to her mother:
"Mom? Can you get Dad out of my office please? He is twittering my female co-workers again".
3/Bill still owed a long ago promised full length eelskin jacket and matching skirt (stain resistant) to a former intern.
2/Al Gore, who's TV Media Organization sent Ling and Lee on this ill-fated assignment, was too busy working on his latest docu-brainstorm: "Global Warming and The Internet, The Future of Chad Hangs In The Balance".
1/Private jet, 12 hour flight to LAX, free booze, and a coupla women who've been locked in a jail cell for months equals slam dunk membership into Bill's Smile High Club.

Just my opinion....