Will the Blosox score a run against the Yankees?
Or will.......
ESPN release "The Video" of Erin Andrews to HBO for a one-time Pay-Per-View broadcast? (proceeds going to the "Bristol Build a Moat Foundation" for ESPN's World Domination Headquarters.)
Or will.......
Keith Olbermann and Dick Cheney share a wine spritzer in Nancy Pelosi's backyard?
Or will......
Manny swear off being Manny?
Or will.......
Joe Morgan enroll himself in a public speaking class?
Or will.......
Carl Pavano return the money he stole from the Yankees?
Or will.......
505 hit the Lottery? (I'm in the hunt for Saturday night!!)
A shoutout to Newsday's Neil Best for providing the inspiration for this with a Facebook entry he wrote.
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The Mighty Sox will score today, which means the only thing on your list that might happen before that, is you hitting the lottery. So how'd you do?
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No early retirement, villa in France, condo in Spenard, beach house in Kauai, or lower 48 Winnebago for 505.
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first of all --who gives a f--- about the dead sox and the bronx bullies anyway///505 you might have it wrong about cats and obama but youre right on on joe morgan---dont know what is/was worse---joe flapping his right elbow waiting for a pitch or joe flapping his jaw on monday night baseball
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