Whole Foods...."FREE DIXIE CHICKS CD OR JANE FONDA VIDEO FOR EVERY $5.00 SPENT".
Yankee Stadium..."BOXSEATS $4.00".
Walmart....."GOING OUT OF BUSINESS SALE".
Starbucks....."NEW EASY TO READ MENU AND ONE FLAVOR OF COFFEE".
Any Airline..."NO EXTRA CHARGE TO LET YOU OFF OF OUR AIRPLANES".
Computer Service Store......"DOES YOUR PC BYTE?".
U.S. Congress......"WE CHEAT THE OTHER GUY AND PASS THE MONEY ONTO YOU".
White Castle Hamburger....."WHY DO YOU THINK WE'RE OPEN AFTER THE BARS CLOSE?".
DWI Checkpoint......"BREATHE DEEP, THE GATHERING GLOOM".
Firestone Tire....."PRACTICE SAFE DRIVING, PURCHASE NEW RUBBERS".
Trojan Condoms...."CORRECT YOUR PARENTS MISTAKES, USE BIRTH CONTROL".
Bed, Bath and Beyond....."YOUR ONE STOP SOURCE FOR HAPPY ENDINGS".
1-800-FTD...."YOUR OTHER ONE STOP SOURCE FOR HAPPY ENDINGS".
Neighborhood Liquor Store..."GUARANTEED ONE STOP SOURCE FOR HAPPY ENDINGS".
Chicago Pizza......"WE MAKE WONDER BREAD AND RAGU PRESENTABLE".
Fenway Park...."CLOSED BY ORDER OF HEALTH DEPT AND LACK OF INTEREST".
Nassau Coliseum...."HOME OF THE 5 TIME STANLEY CUP CHAMPIONS...NEW YORK ISLANDERS".
Firestone one sounds way too plausible.
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