Top Ten Stuff Missing From NBC's Coverage of The American Curling Teams.
10/Cold frosty Leinenkugel's in the spare hands of American Curlers.
9/SAP translations for the Minnesotaspeak impaired. (dendaredonchano)
8/Sideline buffet tables featuring head cheese, pickled venison, walleye, lutefisk and a wild rice hot dish. With a "Man Vs. Food" segue of Keith Olbermann chomping down on Taconite Stew.
7/Post match coverage of raucous Polka Line Dancing parties.
6/Who wouldn't enjoy watching Rachel Maddow humming the words to "The Chicken Dance" at a Sven and Oly Karaoke Fundraiser for the teams?
5/Up Close + Personal stories about some really MinnesotaNice People.
4/Live "hometown crowd" shots from every bar named "The Mucky Duck Saloon" in Wisconsin and Minnesota during the matches.
3/Warmup music featuring the hard driving accordion riffes of "Cousin Fuzzy and The Squareheads".
2/Mary Richards and Lou Grant as sideline reporters.
1/Crowd shots showcasing Jessica Biel cheering on her homey's!!